Opal
I put my cig out, it was a Monday night
I smoked weed to get the feeling right
I started jacking off and then took off my pants
And then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time I started playing with my meat
Nobody likes you when you're you got ugly feet
And are still more aroused by infidelity What the hell is BBC?
My friends say I should get a cage
What's a cage again? What's a cage again?
(Repost because I thought of another verse 😅 doubt anyone will get it so I’ll give it away. Blink 182 what’s my age again)