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Just give me all the mom b*ms🍑 you have.

Wait wait. I worry what you may have just heard was gimme a lot of mom b*ms🍑, but what I said was: Give me all the mom b*ms🍑 you have. Do you understand?

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Longtime kink site user, with impeccable reviews on a few different platforms.

I like to make pa**es at girls who wear gla**es 🤓.

I'm not here for the hustle. If your first message is selling stuff or promoting offers, you're probably not my sp**d. Not a fan of the small talk exchanges, ask me something provocative.

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A like on a post ≠ intent to purchase. Sometimes I just think your bu*t looked amazing and deserved to be acknowledged. If I like a bunch of your posts, come say hi.

I’m more than willing to chat if you message me and see if we’ve got some synergy, but being chatty doesn’t directly imply I’m looking to make a purchase. There are lots of gorgeous women on here and unfortunately I can’t buy stuff from everyone I speak with on here.

If you’re going to have pay-to-message on, then ask questions fishing for a paid reply, you’re more likely to get blocked than to receive an answer.

I probably want to know what panties you're wearing right now. I'm as much about the clothing someone wears as the body underneath. I love what people are wearing on a normal day, that’s much more interesting than when you’re all s**ed up or laying around naked.

Add me on Telegram✈️ or Snap👻

I recently discovered I’m an Omega, not really interested in power dynamics, just here for a good time and I like what I like without bother of shaming or weirdness.

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👍 Likes:
- Gla**es 🤓 , usually the dark, thick rim types
- The colour brown 🤎 (love clothing of all types in the colour)
- Panties 🩲(Fullbacks, cheekies, boycut, satin, nylon, stretchy, XL and up, fun patterns, flowers 💐 , stripes, polka dots, fun colours)
- Sports bras
- JOI, titty f**king, panty sniffing/licking/stuffing/playing
- Swimsuits 🩱
- VS Shine strap items
- Love a wide gamut of body types. From the itty bitty titty committee members to curvy and voluptuous and everything in between

👎 Not my fave:
- Thongs & itty bitty string underwear
- Brand names on items
- Super lacy stuff
- Cotton panties

None of the things listed here are dealbreakers, just preferences.

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Payment: KC, Throne, YouPay or Amazon cards for US orders, e-transfer or PayPal for Canadian orders.

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Hobbies:
Yodeling 🏔️, mariachi🪇, fashioning canoes🛶 out of whole fallen trees, hop-scotch
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Añadida una foto nueva > The amount of times I’ve done this, see a gorgeous seller on the dash and think “haven’t seen you before” only to have this happen 🤦‍♂️

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